Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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T-Dog scare me

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Who has downs this joke

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Anti Joke

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