Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Trashcan!

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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save water shower with friends

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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