- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

A Banana wrote this...

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

I like to eat people

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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