- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Looks through the peephole.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Asians

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

i love antijokes

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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