How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Anti Joke

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