What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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HTML

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Your Mom

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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whats long and black? a baton

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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