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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Gestapo.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Is this a chair?

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What is the difference between a duck?

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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