How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

save water shower with friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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