Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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9/11/2001

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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