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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

I only like NY as a friend.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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