Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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