whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

PUDDING

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

People Eating Tasty Animals

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

No it isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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