Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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