How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Boobs are nasty!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

in the begining... god made some stuff

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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