Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

who smells? •Liam

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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