Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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I'm taken

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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fabien

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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math test 2=2

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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