- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

whos gay? you are

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

This is not a good joke.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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