Knock, knock. Come in.......

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

PENlS.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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