Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

hi. thats what she said.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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