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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Tennesse

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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