Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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