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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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poop

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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How old is victor? Old

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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