9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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I can Nazi

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What sucks?

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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