Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Whats9+10 19

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Women"s Rights

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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