I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

George Bush does not care about black people.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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