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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm gay.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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