A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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