Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Left. That one direction...

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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