What is brown and sticky?

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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roses are red, violets are violet

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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