- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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