- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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