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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Knock knock (No one is home)

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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