- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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