- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

This is my joke. funny

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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