What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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women have rights

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Anti Joke

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