Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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My mom.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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austins gay lolololol

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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