boobs

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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women have rights

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memes

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Penis.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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