Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Kittens.

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toast points

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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GONNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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