What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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The WNBA.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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imadewords

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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