Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anne Frank.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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