A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

thumb_up thumb_down -8

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

thumb_up thumb_down -8

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops