- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Penis!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

poop

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Vagina-Boob

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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