What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Teen pregnancy

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man walks into a bar.

My mom just died....

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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