Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Hey

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Akshaytiger World

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Women's rights.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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