There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Hitler was Jewish.

8=D

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

George W. Bush

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Obama-Care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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