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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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