planking.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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potato farming

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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