whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

"Hello." "Hi."

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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