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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

you will die someday

Working hard or hardly working????

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What flys? A fly

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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