- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

whats funny? ebola and 911

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

balls in ya mouf

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Steve Jobs.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

shut up

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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